vladurday

Hello Mr USSR, my name is Vlad... ...and I'm here to take Russia to the dance

Unlike Dick Cheney, I shoot to KILL

(Vladimir Putin)

Dancing with the Tsars. He always wins.

(Vladimir Putin)

PUTIN WHISTLING "WINDS OF CHANGE" Can you guess the validness of your argument?

(Vladimir Putin)

Don't change that channel. After these important messages from our sponsors, we'll be right back for more of: "Are You Smarter Than a Russian Commissar"

(Vladimir Putin)

You want peace in the Middle East? I'll give you peace in the Middle East.

(Vladimir Putin)