Looks like there will be no trouble with the water in the hot tub being hot tonight.
water
Normally, I don't drink water because it can cause my parts to rust.
(Mitt Romney)
Now when the Prime Minister comes out a bucket of water will fall on his head Tee-hee-hee!
HEY! Didn't you hear that ominous music?
Look at me; I'm just like you riding on this simpleton's water vessel.
BIDET Early prototypes were a little vigorous
Goddammit! Get me that Wonka guy on the phone. NOW! The Gloop kid plugged the pipe again.
(Brisbane floods)
By Unknown
QUICK! We have to save this ugly cat!
(Brisbane flooding)
IN ALL FAIRNESS He did say "wave to the camera."
Don't worry Maam, we'll get you to the maternity ward in no time.
MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS. My nipples explode with delight!
(Hovercraft)
Fishing ---
As taught on MYTHBUSTERS
(A member of the US Navy)
