weapons

ROCKETSHOVEL: For when it's gotta be dug NOW!

SCREW "THE ELEMNET OF SURPRISE" I have a chainsaw.

WOMEN! Can't live with 'em, can't avoid their tracer rounds...

"Race-the-Tank" replaces the "Sack Race" at annual company picnic

This here's gonna be the best duck huntin' season ever! Damn straight!

THIS BABY HAS A MINIGUN YOU ARGUMENT IS INVALID

EVEN SANTA CLAUS HATES THE FRIGGIN' TALIBAN

When problems can be solved without guns and armor... The world will know peace.

...and now squeeze the triggger, and your bully problem will be "solved"

Live Free, Army Thong: rejected slogan suggestion #633

After a hard days work of collecting pollen, the worker boats return to their hive.