angela merkel

I didn't get a hugz.

Hey MOM! It's MOM! She always liked them best Momma, Momma, Momma, Mom? No, it's not. She's not blue enough in the face Gotta be Mom, she's feeding us!

(Angela Merkel)

Now? Wait for it, the collar might open wider...

(Angela Merkel)

I think your coat might have something to do with it, Angela Merkel.

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The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle The flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true

(Angela Merkel and Barack Obama)

Way to play into stereotypes, Angela Merkel! Germans bathing in beer? REALLY?

Gracias Señor Gif!

COMMONERS So stupid, but all so endearing.

(Angela Merkel)

Yeah, we screwed them! We Screwed the WHOLE WORLD!

ITALY AND GERMANY are always picking on France

(Angela Merkel, Silvio Berlusconi, and Nicolas Sarkozy)

Clothing retailer United Colors of Benetton has unveiled their new advertising campaign entitled "UNHATE." In the words of The Benetton Group's executive deputy chairman, Alessandro Benetton:

"These are symbolic images of reconciliation - with a touch of ironic hope and constructive provocation - to stimulate reflection on how politics, faith and ideas, even when they are divergent and mutually opposed, must still lead to dialogue and mediation."

We have beer! But we have wine! We have autos! But we have fashion! We have guts! Damn! You got me, Angela

(Angela Merkel and Nicolas Sarkozy)

If it happens again, you'll lose the hand.

(Angela Merkel and Nicolas Sarkozy)

So Angela has... a niece!

(Vladimir Putin and Angela Merkel)

Where the hell's that sniper?

(Angela Merkel)

tiny desk, tiny check, tiny water my job sucks

(Angela Merkel)