children

Ugh... just go take a juice break and rethink your career options kid. 

(Michelle Obama)

And you must name all of them Vladimir... after their father

(Vladimir Putin)

Tiny enemies of capitalism!

President Barack Obama wrote an absence excuse for a young constituent. Hey, hey, add the time and location or they won't accept it!

So Dad's helmet protects his head, and this... flag... protects mine? Oh, GOOD THINKING, guys!

Via Welcome Home Blog:

When my husband left on his deployment, our 6-year-old son could not walk on his own. He has cerebral palsy. Doctors originally said that he would never walk or do much of anything. While daddy was away, he learned to walk. For his homecoming, we set it up for Michael to walk to his daddy for the first time ever! We kept the fact that he could walk a secret the whole time his dad was gone!

Let's all feel good going into the weekend, shall we?

Turn around, kid Your mom said you're only allowed to ride to the end of the block

In the words of Redditor lolzforfun, "my dad coming home from iraq in 2004, my favorite picture of all time. It was recognized nationally."

Awww.

This one's not ripe enough... AWAR WITH IT!!!

(Pope Benedict XVI)

finish your peas she said finish this i said

Is that kid voting again? Not so loud, or she'll pelt us with cheerios again

FOR THE SHIRE!!!

I AM SO VOTING FOR YOU ONCE MY TESTICLES DESCEND!

Srsly Lady... GET YOUR KID OFF!