children

Hey you... little girl Help me down

That's why daddy does the weather, sweetie.

Hope nobody's too grouchy to get into the Halloween spirit!

WATCH ME CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY AND SUPERMAN THAT...

(Michelle Obama)

Now's your chance... get the launch codes, little girl

(Barack Obama)

Children: more insightful and less scrupulous than you might think.

THANKS FOR VISITING ARIZONA now GTFO!!!!!!!!

WOULD IT BE DISTASTEFUL If I made a pimp joke here?

(Queen Elizabeth II)

School Zone: No rioting between 7 am and 3 pm

JET PRESERVATION Hopefully, this couple will bear offspring.