demotivational

REVERSE ENGINEERING this was supposed to be a Prius.

SUPER ECONOMY SIZE CANS OF WHOOP-ASS when regular cans of whoop-ass just aren't enough.

IX-NAY ON THE TAX HIKES. -Barack Obama

MEH SQUARED -Barack Obama, Dmitry Medvedev

SUBTLETY an unknown concept for Stalinist dictators. -Kim Jong-il

TV NEWS SHOWS can't post LOLs for crap

SECONDS LATER Mr. Singh discovered (the hard way) that he can do the splits.

GANG INITIATIONS it's the anticipation that gets you... -Kim Jong-un

BLACK MARKET ahhhh.... just what i ordered.

THE RIGHT TO SPEAK YOU MIND does not mitigate your inability to think things through.

Owned now bow to your Sensei. (Vladimir Putin)

Patriotism "these things are symbols and leave them to the symbol minded" George Carlin

FOREIGN RELATIONS still teetering.

The golden rule the one with the gold makes the rules

Metal Xmas and Heavy New Year

Second amendment when government fails to follow the First Amendment. (Charlton Heston)