demotivational

Barry White music. If it was playing in the background, this would be so much hotter.

Politicians seriously, don't trust the bast*rds (Joe Biden)

God Bless America the home of the Whopper

Hit me with your rhythm stick Rick pledges never to sing that song again

hahahaha looks like someone got the shaft from Santa this year (Glenn Beck)

The Cookie Jar so close yet so far

VLADIMIR PUTIN when he smiles, you know somebody is dying horribly (Vladimir Putin)

Slangin' Stocks fo' profizzle and dividizzles.

Cry havoc and let slip the... this isn't going to work, is it?

Release the secret weapon!

It got pretty hairy but damn it, we finally found Nemo

CHINA it's not the only place that makes cheap plastic crap.

THE CLONE WARS have suffered from budget cuts

ROFL because sometimes LOL just doesn't do it. (George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton)

RIGHT ON CUE to knowing all the angles. (Vladimir Putin, Dmitry Medvedev)

THE TAXI CAB OF DEATH. Don't hail this one. (Vladimir Putin)