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-Barack Obama

The Airbender Final exam was finally taking a toll on Feng.

Who else is included in this mysterious 32% that takes the rest of my food stamps? That's the real threat to 'Merica... the "Shadow Poor!"

I didn't really have a heart transplant. We found out I've been operating without a heart for decades. -Dick Cheney

-Condoleezza Rice, Hillary Clinton

And they say marrying your cousins has repercussions. -Queen Elizabeth II

The Great Successor will succeed where others fail... at the buffet. -Kim Jong-un

Finding nothing better to do with her spare time, Batwoman has chosen to master the art of riding tiny tricycles.

SUBTLETY an unknown concept for Stalinist dictators. -Kim Jong-il

To the last I grapple with thee. From Hell's heart I stab at thee. For hates' sake I spit my last breath at thee, thou damned Romney. -Newt Gingrich

In Soviet Russia, child abuses you.

TV NEWS SHOWS can't post LOLs for crap

With opponents like that I'd be smiling too. -Barack Obama, Joe Biden

She followed me home. Can we keep her? -Barack Obama