funny

(Joe Biden, Paul Ryan, Amy Poehler, Aziz Ansari)

(Paul Ryan, Rowan Atkinson)

Oh my God you guys are so funny I'm so high right now

REVERSE ENGINEERING this was supposed to be a Prius.

One does not simply ask the rich to pay their fair share. -Paul Ryan

Ah, hell isn't as bad as I thought. -Kim Jong-il, Osama bin Laden, Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi

The Douche or the Turd Sandwich?

It would be unprecedented for the Supreme Court to do what they've done 158 times. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Barack Obama

Give me a minute head start. I'll give you two minutes. -Prince Harry

SUPER ECONOMY SIZE CANS OF WHOOP-ASS when regular cans of whoop-ass just aren't enough.

LEAVE CORPORATIONS ALONE!

-Anderson Cooper