Fawning is obligatory
They know I got nukes, right?
The next person to say yolo
It's just so soft!
(Kim Jong Un)
"Howdy y'all! Come and meet the little misses!"
This happens every time he watches "Gunsmoke" reruns.
It was a dark and stormy night, when Miss Kim realized that no matter what, the man beside her would always resemble a North Korean Pilsbury Dough Boy with a really bad hair cut.
(Kim Jong-un, Ri Sol-ju)
Can't you just see the happiness and joy on their faces?! Well, on Kim Jong-Un's face, at least.
Tell the West that we will stop our nuclear weapons program if they will give us a Krispy Kreme franchise.
PANTS AND PIZZA PARTY IN PYONGYANG!!!
Breaking News - Kim Jong Un and Ri Sol-ju, well fed and well dressed, applaud their starving nation's well funded military.
Everybody sing along! "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my Communist Party membership card, so please don't report me to the govt."
this song is so bitchin'
(Ri Sol-Ju and Kim Jong-Un)
I saw that Hussein guy do this once and that went well didn't it?
First foreign trip: Drug his rice wine, grab the credit cards, and run like hell
(Kim Jong-Un and Ri Sol-Ju)
Kim Jong ill in 3...2...1...