Oh, joy! Sex at last! Oh, joy! Food at last!
(Ri Sol-Ju and Kim Jong-Un)
This catchy tune, entitled "Excellent Horse-Like Lady," or "Lady on a Fine Horse," is sung by Hyon Song-wol, the woman rumored to be North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un's love interest. I'm pretty sure capitalism is to blame for this not becoming a number one hit in the West. Damn you, free market!!