kim jong-un

Oh, joy! Sex at last! Oh, joy! Food at last!

(Ri Sol-Ju and Kim Jong-Un)

The North Korean news agency has confirmed that this lovely lady named "Ri Sol Ju," is Kim Jong-Un's new wife. I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that the newlyweds will be honeymooning in... Pyongyang.

Ah Jeez. That fat little turd is stuck again.

(Kim Jong-Un)

Kim Jong-un hood ornament: Wimp your ride.

(Kim Jong-Un)

now we wait for the hot chicks

(Kim Jong-Un)

This catchy tune, entitled "Excellent Horse-Like Lady," or "Lady on a Fine Horse," is sung by Hyon Song-wol, the woman rumored to be North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un's love interest. I'm pretty sure capitalism is to blame for this not becoming a number one hit in the West. Damn you, free market!!

You'll thank me for this as soon as you can wrap your mind around it.

Oops! Didn't allow for Coriolis Effect

(Kim Jong-Un)

DISTRACT ATTENTION when you pick a wedgie

(Kim Jong-Un)

Dispatch of the florist tomorrow for obstructing the people's view of their leader!

(Kim Jong-Un)

Read more about it at The New York Times.

Yes, yes agree with me or I will eat you.

(Kim Jong-Un)

The Great Successor will succeed where others fail... at the buffet. -Kim Jong-un

GANG INITIATIONS it's the anticipation that gets you... -Kim Jong-un

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(Kim Jong-Un)