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Snowed-in employee calls off at 5 AM, boss tries to send ride share to pick them up anyway: 'The roads are so bad here'
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40+ of the freshest and funniest tweets of the week: 'I cannot stress enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers'
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‘He went skiing, decided he didn’t want to come back, took my car, and left me at the cabin’: Husband leaves wife stuck in remote cabin during friend group celebration
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Boss fires employee for refusing to illegally drive to work during a hazardous snowstorm: 'My county had a Level 3 snow warning, it's illegal for me to drive to work.'
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Aunt asks niece to call out of work to babysit her 7 and 13-year-olds on a Saturday, calls her out when she asks to be paid: 'My aunt was upset and felt like I was putting money over family'
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