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hahahaha looks like someone got the shaft from Santa this year (Glenn Beck)

Oh my gosh! What is the big deal? Call Joe the Plumber. I betcha he can fix that Wikileak! (Sarah Palin)

The Cookie Jar so close yet so far

I can't believe he just asked me to make coffee for everybody... (Hillary Clinton)

This here's gonna be the best duck huntin' season ever! Damn straight!

Nominative Determinism IN ACTION!

ROCKY 7: The Russian Returns I must break you (Vladimir Putin)

VLADIMIR PUTIN when he smiles, you know somebody is dying horribly (Vladimir Putin)

I agree. Kissing the butt of every Republican in Washington, while at the same time criticizing, bashing, and alienating my Democratic base is a brilliant political strategy for me. (Barack Obama)

Gillie Suit Your doing it wrong

THIS BABY HAS A MINIGUN YOU ARGUMENT IS INVALID

EVEN SANTA CLAUS HATES THE FRIGGIN' TALIBAN

SAME TEST USED TO DECIDE WAITRESS OR KITCHEN STAFF

Come here often? (Dmitry Medvedev)

Look at her! Yeah, that's the sad guy's wife

Slangin' Stocks fo' profizzle and dividizzles.