lolz

Santa is too fat already. Make sure you leave him sugar free cookies and skim milk only. (Michelle Obama)

LOOKS LIKE A PENIS ONLY SMALLER

Cry havoc and let slip the... this isn't going to work, is it?

Release the secret weapon!

Bloody Pigeons!!!

CHINA it's not the only place that makes cheap plastic crap.

Back off, buddy. She's all mine.

And what do you do if someone says "In Soviet Russia, gas mask wears you?" mmmmhf, mmmmhf, hf mmmfh!!!

THE CLONE WARS have suffered from budget cuts

The Paris Hilton of Politics (Sarah Palin)

ROFL because sometimes LOL just doesn't do it. (George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton)

he saw his shadow, so two more years of gridlock. (John McCain)

"Remember, 'hardball' can be treated! I know." (Chris Matthews)

Wait, you like vodka? Me too!! (Vladimir Putin)

RIGHT ON CUE to knowing all the angles. (Vladimir Putin, Dmitry Medvedev)

THE TAXI CAB OF DEATH. Don't hail this one. (Vladimir Putin)