lolz

BLACK MARKET ahhhh.... just what i ordered.

WHEN IN DOUBT FRAG OUT

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. (Mitch McConnell)

FOREVER ALONE (Barack Obama)

I noticed that you're gangster... I'm pretty gangster myself.

THE RIGHT TO SPEAK YOU MIND does not mitigate your inability to think things through.

Tee off in 10... IM THE F'IN PRESIDENT SON! (Barack Obama)

Together we will rule the world. (Vladimir Putin)

Owned now bow to your Sensei. (Vladimir Putin)

Dude, I don't do fist bumps. A simple bending of the knee on your part is sufficient. (Dmitry Medvedev, Vladimir Putin)

I'll just have this... sanitized first... (Nancy Pelosi, John Boehner)

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

Bids? Anyone, bids? No bids?! Why do I even come to these things? (Hamid Karzai)

pleez... come home safe daddy

It's not "crashing" It's "Dynamic Landing"

In Soviet Russia the kids enforce your curfew