military

ONE-LINERS Not all of them are funny.

WHATS THIS BUTTON DO ??

then you add blush to accentuate the eyes a bit of concealer and easy breezy marinegirl!

Cloudy with a chance of rifles

SASQUATCH HAS A STRATEGIC BOMBER Your argument is about to be blown to jesus

UNIQUE Like everyone else

WORLD PEACE The Al Bundy Way

Acme Parachutes Opening Late Since 1936

Join Russian Army: Be having many sports pals and disco dancing. Special offer: Sign up friend and both getting guitar for rock music playing!

SUBTLETY The true American Past-Time.

DAMN YOU MOLE PEOPLE!

The war's over, guys. Where the hell have you been?

We're all probably gonna get court marshalled for this, but THIS IS THE BEST BIRTDAY EVAR!!1!

There's drunk... ...And then there's army drunk.

Screw this, I'm outta here.

REGRETS I have a doozie