North Korea

(Kim Jong-un, Ri Sol-ju)

O...M...G... The Koreans have stolen Hovercat Technology!

Op. Op. Op. Op. Oppa Pyongyang Style

(Kim Jong-un, Ri Sol-ju)

Fawning is obligatory

(Kim Jong-un)

Your face! It's just so soft!

(Kim Jong-un)

I want the barber who gave me this haircut EXECUTED!

(Kim Jong-un)

(Kim Jong Un)

Can't you just see the happiness and joy on their faces?! Well, on Kim Jong-Un's face, at least.

Tell the West that we will stop our nuclear weapons program if they will give us a Krispy Kreme franchise.

(Kim Jong-Un)

PANTS AND PIZZA PARTY IN PYONGYANG!!!

Breaking News - Kim Jong Un and Ri Sol-ju, well fed and well dressed, applaud their starving nation's well funded military.

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