North Korea

You'll thank me for this as soon as you can wrap your mind around it.

Sing along if you know the words!

You're out, Bernice. Simon didn't say "bow"

i sleepz nao

At least there's one honest soldier in the crowd

Release the doves and the pigeons

Oops! Didn't allow for Coriolis Effect

(Kim Jong-Un)

What the hell is he pointing at?

DISTRACT ATTENTION when you pick a wedgie

(Kim Jong-Un)

Ok you can turn off the fog machine

Poppies... Poppies will put them to sleep........

I'm telling you, she likes you! So have her arrested. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

Best Concert Ever

Dispatch of the florist tomorrow for obstructing the people's view of their leader!

(Kim Jong-Un)