North Korea

Everybody sing along! "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my Communist Party membership card, so please don't report me to the govt."

this song is so bitchin'

(Ri Sol-Ju and Kim Jong-Un)

I saw that Hussein guy do this once and that went well didn't it?

(Kim Jong-Un)

Spotted in an Australian newspaper.

First foreign trip: Drug his rice wine, grab the credit cards, and run like hell

(Kim Jong-Un and Ri Sol-Ju)

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Kim Jong ill in 3...2...1...

(Kim Jong-Un)

Oh, joy! Sex at last! Oh, joy! Food at last!

(Ri Sol-Ju and Kim Jong-Un)

The South Korean flag was accidentally used in graphics introducing players for the North Korean women's soccer team today. Oops! The North Korean players reportedly walked off the field in protest.

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The North Korean news agency has confirmed that this lovely lady named "Ri Sol Ju," is Kim Jong-Un's new wife. I'm pretty sure it's safe to say that the newlyweds will be honeymooning in... Pyongyang.

Ah Jeez. That fat little turd is stuck again.

(Kim Jong-Un)

Kim Jong-un hood ornament: Wimp your ride.

(Kim Jong-Un)

now we wait for the hot chicks

(Kim Jong-Un)

This catchy tune, entitled "Excellent Horse-Like Lady," or "Lady on a Fine Horse," is sung by Hyon Song-wol, the woman rumored to be North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un's love interest. I'm pretty sure capitalism is to blame for this not becoming a number one hit in the West. Damn you, free market!!

Check out this propaganda film allegedly from North Korea. It criticizes the Hollywood media machine and is... shockingly accurate.

MOST EPIC GAME OF CAPTURE THE FLAG EVER

what things do when dear leader isn't looking at them