Sarah Palin

Really, I can't tell which is which.

Sarah Palin attests that Barack Obama is bringing us "back to before the days of the Civil War."

Yes, the first black president of the United States is bringing us back to the days before slavery was abolished. Sounds about right!

Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin in the upcoming HBO film, "Game Change."

Baseball card maker Upper Deck is expanding to include politicians in its new "World of Politics" line of cards. Wait, why is Rick Santorum the only one that gets an action shot?

(Because he's the dreamiest. Shhhh, don't speak. I know you think it too. Just shhhh...)

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