Because arguing semantics about sexual assault is always a good idea.
If Romney wins maybe I can be ambassador to The Vatican
Hey, Rick, what happened to you quaint and unassuming sweater vest? What am I, Mister frickin' Rogers? That crap went to Goodwill as soon as my campaign bit the big one.
(Lindsay Lohan and Rick Santorum)
drops out of presidential race, because a "come from behind" victory sounded too gay.
I HAD MY AGENDA SAVED IN THIS THING. HOW DO I OPEN THAT FILE?
HOW DO I TEXT MY BOYFRIEND WITH THIS THING?