Rick Santorum

Because arguing semantics about sexual assault is always a good idea.

(Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Herman Cain)

Rick Santorum said this in a speech to the Values Voter Summit on Saturday. Somehow I don't think telling your supporters they aren't smart is a good strategy.

(Rick Santorum)

If you can't beat 'em, Santor 'em

(Rick Santorum)

(Rick Santorum)

Editor's Note: contains salty language, Sarah Palin, and general mayhem.

If Romney wins maybe I can be ambassador to The Vatican

(Rick Santorum)

Hey, Rick, what happened to you quaint and unassuming sweater vest? What am I, Mister frickin' Rogers? That crap went to Goodwill as soon as my campaign bit the big one.

(Lindsay Lohan and Rick Santorum)