Rick Santorum

...and the resultant coffee-colored froth is apparently called "santorum." Heh-heh.

(Mitt Romney)

GO FROTH AND DON'T MULTIPLY

(Rick Santorum)

This Rick Santorum video is like Taylor Swift threw up all over somebody's Instagram album.

Yesterday's Super Tuesday primary results are in! Mitt Romney won six states, Virginia, Vermont, Ohio, Massachusetts, Alaska, and Idaho. Rick Santorum took home North Dakota, Tennessee, and Oklahoma for three. Last and probably least, Gingrich won his home state of Georgia.

Meanwhile, Republicans dissatisfied with Romney's lackluster performance so far have started the website Mehromney.com.

Foreign Policy Online has a fun game where people can guess whether quotes belong to Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei or GOP Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum.

It's... frighteningly difficult.

Exercise your vocal chords while we wait for the results of Super Tuesday!

Thanks FlackCheck.org!

Rape? Gifting life.

(Rick Santorum)

"The New Yorker" pays tribute to the legend of Mitt Romney driving to Canada with Rick Santorum Seamus the family dog strapped to the roof.

Really guys, it's on me. Separation of checks makes me want to vomit.

(Rick Santorum)

While he's on the phone ask the vest a question!

(Rick Santorum)

It's OK! You're trading them for food!

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Separation of Church and State makes me want to PUNCH THE BILL OF RIGHTS IN THE FACE!

(Rick Santorum)

You can stop looking at that man's crotch, and give me an autograph anytime.

(Rick Santorum)

When will I be finished with this interview? Well, I don't know. This is a pretty hostile crowd. They all have college degrees.

(Rick Santorum)

Saw the movie "Footloose" as a teenager Rooted for the minister

(Rick Santorum)

Everyone's going to hell More room for me in Heaven

(Rick Santorum)