Rick Santorum

One quick pull and Santorum will be President

A lady advises Rick Santorum to "pretend it's Obama" at the 0:36 mark.

Wow.

I LOVE PENI

(Rick Santorum)

Man Rick, what happened? You were obviously so much cooler in high school.

SO KAWAII! Also a Tumblr!

Where are we Japan?!?

(Rick Santorum)

I guess it's asking a lot to expect vandals to spell correctly.

Rick Santorum's Worst Nightmare
Gay White House

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(Rick Santorum)

Yeah I dunno either. But it's a Tumblr!

This should carry you through a lonely Friday night!

Para cualquier puertorriqueños que no saben lo que es Santorum, que es la mezcla espumosa de la materia fecal y el lubricante que a veces es el subproducto del sexo anal.

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE-- Wait. Sorry... my mistake.

Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, and Newt Gingrich)

I bet some guys at CNN were totally high-fiving over that portmanteau.

Next!

Short on ideas for hosting your next Republican Primary party? Might I suggest the Santorum? It's a frothy mixture of Baileys, orange vodka, bitters, and chocolate flakes, which is the byproduct of being a ridiculous candidate.